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Friday, November 27, 2009
I know the following thing i gona post is kinda late but yea after looking at the class blog, wanna do the same too (; my best wishes to all 2G Peeps (: 

Bai Shi: HAHA, Nice to Know You. But Next Time When You Wanna Tell People Get Out Class, Can You Please Get Out 1st? :D

Victor: Love Your Volleys, Got Hit By Them Several Times :)

Gideon: good luck (: work harder

Daniel: COINHEAD!  thanks for showing me some pieces of great football and ur random jokes which brought delight to me and clarence [= 

Joseph: Dont really know you well but thanks for being a classmate! good luck!

Wei Zhi: ****! hahahhs! wish you would change your ****ing attitude and stop being so cheapskate

Clement: Start shaving your hair bfore you turn into a bushman

Darren: Love the way you eat, it's pure joke and thanks for showing me how to eat and play soccer at the same time :D

Zack: Thanks for being a great chairman which lead to a great 2Gabriel (:

Gerard: know you better during sec 1 days, grow taller and strive hard in your studies (:

Shaun: My best media friend! MARK LEE!!! :D:D. Wish can see you In Mediacorp in a few Years time (:

Yong Jia: Love your muscles. Wish you can improve on soccer (: 

Joel: Go Tampines Go! May new signing duric do you proud! Good Luck!

James: Go Perm Your Hair! Good Luck!

Jeremy: Yeah! Horsey! Long Legs!!!! Must Always Rmb O-O (:  All The Best! 

Aloysius: If you stop scavenging, it will be very much appreciated by everyone

Davian: Stop sleeping in class!!!! and improve on ur results!!! Good Luck!

Samuel: Love Your Keeper Skills (: Ben Foster 

Wei Ming: (: Always Happy! Keep smiling and all the bst to you!

Huai Kang: Kampong Black! Same Color As Me! Remain The Same Always! =]

Lyn Yang: Stop sleeping. wake up your idea (:

Zi Jun: See you in the same class next year and stop screaming in the middle of the class,its kinda irritating

Ta Kuan: One Of My Best Oversea's Frend!!! May Taiwan Bless You!

Gar Kin: Cicak! Good To Know You! Keep Building On Tat Nice Arm Muscles Of Yours!

Yi Jie: Salutions! All The Best!

Kelvin: Be Strong!!! (: And See You Next Year!!!! :D

Nigel: Love your blocks in soccer! keep working hard and all the best!

Parmy: (: Great Long Shots! and nice knowing you. And also, nice hair (: 

Royce: Grow blacker la! so white, like white mice liddat. Good luck!

Benjamin: Stop biting ppl! See you next year! 

Yi Chen: Burn those fats! and you are a real joker! Cheers :D

Wilmer: May we continue our friendship thru our tuition teacher, Mr Kelvin Sim (:'

Eugene: (: May you and F___ L___  be happy together! and study hard! U have great potential!

Chee Kiat: Woah Chee Kiat! Thanks for being a joker and all the best in ur studies!

Clarence: AIYO, brother sia! See you next year and may we continue laughing at random jokes!

Wang Shi Ji: Quit being a pedophile and may you have more porn in your harddrive (:

Wayne Neo: Go for some tanning! and nice knowing you! Good luck!

Chee Wee: Grow taller! and do our school proud with your results! Good Luck!

Brendon: Michael Jackson Freak! and see you next year in the same class!!!! (: And dun forget about wong wong! (: 


Next Monday Going Out With Hong Fu And Maybe With Some British Council Friends :D and Omg hong fu is inviting hao qing = = 
Missed Out On Tuesday Trip To Clarence House Though, Parents Dun Allow Me Go Out On Tuesday ): 

And Yeap. Today Sux, Whole Day At Home, Facing This Stupid Com =[

signing off now,
cheers,
dion (:





Posted by: Dion Tan 25.
Time: 8:47 PM

Monday, October 19, 2009



Wanted to go clarence house today, 
but my CCA took over.... 
so yea, 
morning,
woke up at 11....
den went eat some buffet for 3 bloody hours = = 
before went swimming
and when i swam, i almost fainted..... 
shit sia..... 
64 % for average, without lit....
wish can go S2.3/2.2... 
=]
Good Luck To All Of You Out There too....


~~~~~~ Kenji~~~~~~~~~

Posted by: Dion Tan 25.
Time: 8:38 PM

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Some Random Sick Jokes..... 


A Good Wank

A young boy of about fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in the woods. They set up their tent and, after dinner, they go to sleep. The man wakes up in the middle of the night and says to his son, "What are you doing, son?"
After a short silence he answers, "I'm wanking, father."
"Oh. And how is it going?" he asks.
Another minute of awkward silence passes.
"It is hard, but I can't really feel anything," says the boy.
To which his father replies, "You should maybe try it with your own cock, then."

The Little Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?" 
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. 

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here." 

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" 

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
Posted by: Dion Tan 25.
Time: 2:05 PM

Thursday, September 24, 2009



Great. Class League Chapter 3 

Now Found myself pushing foward to attack after i really want to do the dda celebation =)

Scored Nil Today But assist 2 =)
Perfect inch cross to chee kiat and parmy around 15 yards?
but my corner is utter shit. 

Tomorrow the class league MAY be commencing and teams consist of 

African Selection XI

GK: Clarence Toh- Carlos Kameni (Cameroon)
CB: Jeremy Png - Kolo Toure (Ivory Coast) 
CB/DM:Zack Goh- Michael Essien (Ghana) 
RB/DM: Parmy- Emmanuel Eboue (Ivory Coast)
???: Kelvin( Doubtful of transfer) (TBA)
WG: Chee Kiat- Salomon Kalou (Ivory Coast) 
MF/FW: Daniel Chia- Emmanuel Adebayor (Togo)
LB/FW: Dion Tan- Didier Drogba (Ivory Coast) 
FW: Victor Cheong- Samuel Eto (Cameroon) 

Total Players: 9

Asia/Oceania Selection XI

GK: Lyn Yang- Kawashima(Japan)
GK: Gideon Chia- Mark Paston (New Zealand) 
CB: Yi Chen- Ryan Nelsen (NZ) 
CB/DM: Aloysius - Brett Emerton (Aussie)
CB: Zi Jun - Norhafiz Zamani Misbah (Malaysia)
RB: Wei Zhi (AKA PIMP!)- Amos Tan (Singapore Fallout) 
LB: Nigel Goh- Ridhuan (Singapore)
DM: Wei Ming- Uchida (Japan) 
DM: Royce Lim- Zheng Zhi (China) 
LB: Brendon Yeo -Lee Young-Pyo (South Korea)
CM: Darren Ou - Isa halim (Singapore) 
CM: Samuel Quek- Datsakorn Thonglao (Thailand) 
LW: Eugene Tay!- Park Ji Sung (South Korea)
AM: Ho Yong Jia- Ho Yong Jo (North Korea) 
FW: Benjamin Soh- Putra Indra (Malaysia)
FW: Joel Hung- Noh Alam Shah (Singapore) 

Total Players: 16

9 Vs 16. 
My team may be looking to capture Noh Alam Shah signature with fee of $4. 

here are some of speeches from both teams: 

I wanna start my career in this league marking a puny man but i cant because his in my team
~Didier Drogba(Africa Selection Left Back/Striker)

I feel uncomfortable in this team as i cant speak english, i feel left out
~Zheng Zhi( Asia Selection Centre Midfielder) [His speech is translated from chi to eng] 

I aim to be top scorer of the league, no one can stop me
~ An Egoistic Emmanuel Adebayor told the British Council Press 

Here is a speech from a fan: 

I think wales league is still the best
~ Gareth (Manager Of British Council Football Team[Hornets]) 

Offical Sponsor: British Council
Co-Sponsor: Tesco Malaysia




School is average today, 
with some sewing of home econs at end of day 

=) 




Posted by: Dion Tan 25.
Time: 7:37 PM

Wednesday, September 23, 2009



Been selected to be room leader for xi'an, - - 
yea and i went to the porch 
on a briefing 
he say that we MAYBE will be having some sports competition...
and maybe there will be soccer too

If that is real, 
we will be missing some class team players like gene and ben soh
we also will be needing some players who are strong and fast
to overcome the strength of those chinese there
my lineup will be

GK: Joel Hung 
RB: Zack Goh
CB:Jeremy Png
CB:Clarence Toh
LB: Nigel Goh (is he going???)
DM: Parmy
CM: Daniel Chia
CM: Darren Ou
RM:Chee Kiat
LM: Dion Tan
FW: Victor Cheong
 
Subs: Ho Yong Jia (DF), Brendon Yeo (MF), Kelvin Ng (FW) [With Him In, Our offsides >100]

About Today,
Morning,
Soccer,
Made some passes and runs...

Music, 
haha, lots old songs

HCL,
got back paper, 40/67, 
should have gotten 44 if not for my carelessness
worse result for me currently in my sec life

Recess,
scored with my chest, 
hit gar kin hand and went in =]

Lit,
had to go back school this sat for extra lesson, tomorrow too have to stay back

Maths,
Haha, Love lessons with mr.tan
wonderful teacher indeed

English,
did compre marking again

Chinese Culture,
watched some joke movies

Then after school,
played soccer,
Wonderful dribble with the ball in the air, 
dribble past yong jia 1st,
then chip past gene
then again chip past darren,
met yong jia again, 
went pass him before scavenger got the ball
F*CK him...


My Line Up For England Team

GK: Ben Foster (Man Utd)
RB: Glen Johnson(Liverpool)
CB:John Terry (Chelsea)
CB:Rio Ferdinand (Man utd)
LB:Stephen Warnock(Aston Villa)
RM: Aaron Lennon (Spurs)
CM: Frank Lampard (Chelsea)
CM: Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)
LM: Owen Hargreaves (Man Utd)
FW: Wayne ®ooney (Man Utd) 
FW: Michael Owen (Man Utd) 

7 Subs: Robert Green (West Ham), Wes Brown (Man Utd), Ledley King(Spurs), Michael Carrick( Man utd), Ashley Young(Aston Villa), Joe Cole(Chelsea), Jermain Defoe( Spurs)

Overview: Man Utd(7), Spurs( 3), Chelsea(3), Liverpool(2), Aston Villa(2),West Ham(1)



Posted by: Dion Tan 25.
Time: 6:34 PM

Wednesday, September 16, 2009



My S.League XI

GK: Hassan Sunny(Tampines) 
RB:Noh Rahman (Sengkang)
CB:Kenji Arai (SAF)
CB:Abdul Samat(Tampines)
LB:Ridhuan(Tampines)
RM:Khairul Amri(Tampines)
CM:Mashahiro Fukazawa(SAF)
AM: Indra Sahdan(Sengkang) [Captain]
LM:Zul(Tampines)
FW: Agu Casmir(Gombak)
FW:Kengne Ludovick(Home United)

Subs:[GK] Lionel Lewis(Home United),[DF] Daniel Bennett(SAF),Shaiful Esah(SAF), [MF]Shi Jia Yi(Home United),Isa halim ( Home United),Haris Harun(Young Lions),[FW]Qiu Li(Tampines)

Coach: Nazir Nasir(Tampines)
Assi.Coach: Terry Pathmanathan (Young Lions)

Signings from other leagues: Noh Alam Shah, Robbie Fowler, Fat Ronaldo, Hideoshi Takamato
Posted by: Dion Tan 25.
Time: 10:53 PM

Thursday, August 27, 2009
LALALALA
CTS over... 

All the following results are /100...

English: 69/100 (B3)
Maths: 71/100 (A2)
Higher Chinese: 76/100 (A1)
Science: 66/100 (B3)
Geography: 78/100 (A1)

Morning,
played soccer, 
shrug off all the insults and score one long range :D

Then school are just sort of sianzzz...

After school,
Benjamin, Darren, Clarence and me trained ho yong jia :D
he spasmed like hell luhs

Bye~
Posted by: Dion Tan 25.
Time: 7:29 PM